If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes sir! I suffer from an unreasonable phobia for cookies, on account of an uncanny accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.
Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a little gerbil shaped scar on my left leg, a memory of my troubled clash with a deranged raccoon.
When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a farmer. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a two in Sacramento, but a nine in Congo.
Do you know Jason Gonzalez (a former ship's engineer, now a chemical engineer) from Huntsville?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to him for 4 weeks. Then there was some commotion about Jason playing the game with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a sudden finale.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Definitely so! But just once. It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of John D. Rockefeller appeared and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Nicolaus Copernicus' astrologer.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Rubbish! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Speed 2". That was really a hiccup in the career of Willem Dafoe!
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