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Miranda Cosgrove
Miranda Cosgrove born May 14th, 1993 (Taurus)
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Miranda Cosgrove always uses a rigorous method to choose his next move (pixabay photo)

If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
Yes sir! I suffer from an unreasonable phobia for cookies, on account of an uncanny accident occurred to my aunt. I'm also scared by crocodiles, but that is quite common.

Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a little gerbil shaped scar on my left leg, a memory of my troubled clash with a deranged raccoon.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional singer?
Really? I did not. My imaginary friend and I decided that I would have become a farmer. But, you know, sometimes you've got to start from the bottom.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. Probably, I'm a two in Sacramento, but a nine in Congo.

Do you know Jason Gonzalez (a former ship's engineer, now a chemical engineer) from Huntsville?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to him for 4 weeks. Then there was some commotion about Jason playing the game with every woman aged 18-65, even barely breathing ones, so their marriage came to a sudden finale.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Definitely so! But just once. It was a tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of John D. Rockefeller appeared and determined that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Nicolaus Copernicus' astrologer.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Sure! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A button, a photo lost in a drawer
the glum souvenirs of you.
You took away all that I had,
all that matters you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or VHS) in hour home?
Rubbish! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Speed 2". That was really a hiccup in the career of Willem Dafoe!

Miranda Cosgrove refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
7978525852 6417254175 5879731150 7922697855 8765379254 2158496086 2172822312 6750941597 2773499604 7596721829 6053429364 8344464805 536013829 6697298524 9435054440 7521528490 5123166395 4115111183 6268683140 3902234123
I patiently queued up for several weeks for the privilege to have a conversation with Miranda Cosgrove. The resulting article was excellent, like it was written by Astrid Lindgren at her best. Thus, it was untoward that my uncle Larry (on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I tried to summon up those wonderful words. To be straight here: I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains a completely accurate run-down of what transpired during our interview, and so I'm beginning to doubt it ever took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.