A talk with Miranda Cosgrove
Miranda Cosgrove
Miranda Cosgrove born May 14th, 1993 (Taurus)
Last month, Miranda Cosgrove has sold his fabled cleaning products collection to an incognito cardinal for $163,000 (source)

One of your best songs, "About You Now", is a beloved song of hatred. Does it also have a second meaning?
Actually, it's a song about the chills bacon in burgers give me, and that's all. How many meanings do you want me to stuff in a single song?

Which is your favorite book?
I'm emotionally attached to "Fight Club" by Chuck Palahook.

You surely mean, by Chuck Palahniuk?
Probably you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.

Miranda, where did you go on your last break from work?
Last month I rented a luxurious mansion in a secluded valley of Belarus. The rent included barbed wire everywhere to protect my privacy but also a crowd of extras acting like frenzied fans.

Miranda, do you like zebras?
No chance!

Why you do not like zebras, if I may ask?
To be frank, they stink! And one zebra bite my cousin in his private parts. That was one of the motives I decided to become a singer, so I may probably rethink my position on zebras.

Could you tell us which is your earliest memory?
Actually, I'm filming right now the ad for a new stain remover called "My Earliest Memory", so I cannot speak about the subject.

I can't wait to try that stain remover.
I'll let you have a free sample.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Miranda Cosgrove's secret telephone number :
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To be honest, my chief had lined up my brief appointment with Miranda Cosgrove days beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Leprechaun". So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Miranda Cosgrove would have probably said if I have met him, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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