A talk with Missi Pyle
Missi Pyle
Missi Pyle born November 16th, 1972 (Scorpio)
In the course of his last public speech, Paul Ryan has inconsequentially talked about Missi Pyle for 16 full minutes for no reason whatsoever (source)

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Missi Pyle, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Super Smash Bros. Brawl" player.

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Otto von Bismarck appeared and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of an Oliver Cromwell's homonym.

Have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a special license for flying my dirigible.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have so little time to put down the words. Last winter I've read the abridged outline of "Catch-22", and I found it quite passable. Therefore, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain Joseph Heller - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly prefer super-natural indie products, because I care about my beauty and my fans. For example, this week I have a passion for shiitake mushrooms and ginseng, which I found amazing with frankfurters.

Missi, is there a deep moral hidden in your "The Artist"?
Maybe! That people are going to do what they want.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to France, if you have been naughty, you go to Boston.

What motivates you to act?
Essentially, everybody likes the sound of my voice.

There is no possibility any of these is Missi Pyle's private telephone number :
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