What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Gopher Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Phoenix for "extraordinary yet redundant stage exhibition" at the early age of 10.
You have been seen in an embarassing location with a superstar whose name I've not the authorization to make public. Have you something to add?
Do you mean B.V.? That is an absolutely inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with C.G...
I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your house may be "accidentally" swarmed by the FBI looking for some improper material a guy may have "accidentally" planted there. Are we on the level?
Let's forget about that imaginary photo...
Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Watch my favorite talk show eating doritos.
Do you know Cheryl Martinez (a former food technologist, now a real estate agent) from El Monte?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 5 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Cheryl fooling around with every beefcake from El Monte suburbia, so their marriage came to a quick conclusion.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Carpathia flag, probably because it has my picture in a corner.
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