An interview with Molly Ringwald
Molly Ringwald
Molly Ringwald born February 18th, 1968 (Aquarius)
A secret lover, a travel companion or a stranger? Well, nobody knows, but a pixellated face escalates drama! (pixabay photo)

What is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Chocolate Gopher Prize" assigned by the Mayor of Phoenix for "extraordinary yet redundant stage exhibition" at the early age of 10.

You have been seen in an embarassing location with a superstar whose name I've not the authorization to make public. Have you something to add?
Do you mean B.V.? That is an absolutely inoffensive thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with C.G...

I may have a picture.
Well, the photo is probably just an accident...

An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents occur all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a picture. Or, for example, your house may be "accidentally" swarmed by the FBI looking for some improper material a guy may have "accidentally" planted there. Are we on the level?

Let's forget about that imaginary photo...
Is there something you would like to do right now?

You bet. Watch my favorite talk show eating doritos.

Do you know Cheryl Martinez (a former food technologist, now a real estate agent) from El Monte?
Not personally, but my uncle has been married to her for 5 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Cheryl fooling around with every beefcake from El Monte suburbia, so their marriage came to a quick conclusion.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Carpathia flag, probably because it has my picture in a corner.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Molly Ringwald's private telephone number :
3015647457 796689645 4691958485 7150476577 9428270488 343965740 6540385098 7761065407 907697626 7334960907 7214523105 415541757 385016444 5521878772 8342356424 6903305255 4859043079 8092435815 5921288986 9125991400
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