Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a brown cat on my arm. It contains a tracker, so I can be find if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly disrobed.
Monica, should you give up singing, which occupation would you choose?
Probably that of football mascot, since I already have some experience in that field.
Monica, how do you invest all the dough you made?
If you want to become rich fast, I can contact some financial advisors from Russia who can show you how to double your stake. When you deal with them, bear in mind they already know where your kids go to school.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
If I may ask, do you have any particular fear?
I have developed an unreasonable fear for butterflies, owing to a curious accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by dark places, but that is quite normal.
A famous person you think to as an imaginary friend?
As several people say, Charles Darwin, because of our awesomeness.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
I had to for a clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to do something unfunny at least once.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight hypermetropia?
Oh, since always.
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