A conversation with Monica
Monica born October 24th, 1980 (Scorpio)
Probably you don't know that the second time she was at the wheel of her electric sedan, Monica unwittingly knocked down a wandering panda, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Lady In The Water". I think that the choice of Paul Giamatti for that character was really appropriate.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
Excluding my own songs, my ideal karaoke song for any occasion is "Let's Stick Together" by Brian Ferry.

Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny lobster shaped scar on my left buttock, a souvenir of my tough skirmish with a crazed coyote.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Monica, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Mario Kart DS" player.

I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Will do! It is deplorable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Recently I've read the inside flap of "The Road", and I found it quite acceptable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. Let me start with :
Q: blue.

Monica : benzene

Q: diva
Monica : Bridget Jones

Q: snow
Monica : vengeance

I don't think you are in the right mood.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Monica's secret telephone number :
6254661220 5131168009 3600700840 6058550302 6541553214 648823691 6872435931 8210653888 7350705918 4978699930 229820756 9774882208 5238374198 909882603 2689337980 643271084 7902940263 631257158 5183949508 6802277097
Clearly, singers are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Monica totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Thus, this web page is an an esoteric transcription we obtained employing a reliable mentalist.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.