yut.me
SAME >
OTHER >
< INDEX
An interview with Monica
< INDEX
SAME >
OTHER >
Monica
Monica born October 24th, 1980 (Scorpio)
tweet
fb
photo
In September Monica eats nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue Smarties, blue potatoes and the so-called Smurf meatloaf, whose recipe is a creepy riddle we prefer to leave surrounded by its enigma (source)

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Max Planck manifested and established that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of John von Neumann.

Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Just Go With It". I think that casting Jennifer Aniston for that role was very appropriate.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so occupied doing crucial things for all the people to waste time on such trivialities. Actually, I employ a group of Stanford graduates to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of pro buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, I ever retain a group of doubles, one for each body part.

How would you describe your music to somebody who'd never heard it?
It is hard to imagine there is somebody so unlucky! As my agent says, my songs are like a syrupy honey cupcake with an astounding filling made of sausages.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will stronger, I periodically doze on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?

Do you know Michael Mitchell (a former hospital pharmacist, now an upholsterer) from El Monte?
Not personally, but my aunt has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was a rumor about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt ending.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Monica's home telephone number :
8467887323 2513090861 6882180566 2046751866 4239271746 5699350965 2873870425 4818303656 349561419 292293880 5016545797 8951270283 269473916 248284311 4374429112 6983574631 7858879617 254279489 4067850962 7973898989
Clearly, singers are very over-booked people. It's difficult for them to fix a meet for an interview. So we decided to leave Monica peacefully alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a psychic transcription we obtained via a trained telepath.
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Elle Fanning Maggie Smith Joanna Garcia Swisher Kate Winslet Tom Cavanagh Vanessa Paradis Ben Barnes Melissa McBride Robert Pattinson Katee Sackhoff Agnes Monica Ezra Miller Gemma Arterton Jodie Foster Daniel Radcliffe Tiffani Thiessen Paul Young Cate Blanchett Michael Cudlitz
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.