Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Max Planck manifested and established that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of John von Neumann.
Which is your favorite movie?
Surely "Just Go With It". I think that casting Jennifer Aniston for that role was very appropriate.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would like to, but I'm so occupied doing crucial things for all the people to waste time on such trivialities. Actually, I employ a group of Stanford graduates to elaborate my grocery list and pass it along to a crew of pro buyers spread around the world. For the garnments, I ever retain a group of doubles, one for each body part.
How would you describe your music to somebody who'd never heard it?
It is hard to imagine there is somebody so unlucky! As my agent says, my songs are like a syrupy honey cupcake with an astounding filling made of sausages.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my will stronger, I periodically doze on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and fresh nettle.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Dr. Hannibal Lecter.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so empty-heartedly!?
Do you know Michael Mitchell (a former hospital pharmacist, now an upholsterer) from El Monte?
Not personally, but my aunt has been married to him for 2 months. Then there was a rumor about the perplexing suicide of a former lover, so their marriage came to an abrupt ending.
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