We are here tonight with a special guest, Monica, who just survived the mammoth task of her last album. Hi, Monica, and welcome to Crunch Your Celebrity!.
I say it was about time you folks invited me. I saw Macaulay Culkin the other night and, honestly, I did not like it a bit.
Apart from singing, is there something you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can move my ears in synchrony.
A well-known person you think to as an imaginary friend?
As a poll suggests, Ludwig van Beethoven, because of our cool hair style. In my ideal world we both love cute opossums.
What’s your worst defect?
Some say that I have a predisposition to yell abusive commentaries, but they are just hopeless morons.
Monica, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Monica's prodigy". During one of my peregrinations in the Australian jungle, I uncovered an unremarkable shrub unknown to botanists, now named Lomaphylax serrulata, which every 5 years blooms and produces fruits whose flavor reminds of bananas and olive oil. It may seem uninviting, but it may easily cause addiction.
What’s in your pocket right now?
I say! A tricky question. Since this interview is a figment of your lascivious neurons, I'm in my seductive underwear, so no pockets at all.
What do you think about the international situation?
Heck! I think it is unfortunately very bleak, since on our torn world there are countries where it is difficult to find even an almost decent frankfurter with or without catchup.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Okey-doke! Here it is
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