An interview with Morena Baccarin
Morena Baccarin
Morena Baccarin born June 2nd, 1979 (Gemini)
Several people like to collect coins. Morena Baccarin likes to collect coins that have been found inside sofas. (pixabay photo)

I read that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which prescribed me to fake an interest in good deeds.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of lead poisoning?
WHAT? Lead poisoning!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Morena Byccarin", who happens to be an anaesthetist from Seattle. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as learning that according to Bing my name is similar to an awful vulgarity in Polish.

Is there a deep meaning behind "Serenity"?
Yes, that with great power comes great responsibility.

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
You bet your boots! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal chicanery.

Unwillingly, you find yourself in an annoying position that holds you back from doing the things that are in line with your needs. You can resolve this situation by hiding for 4 months in a hermitage.
Good golly! If I did believe in this zodiacal drivel, now I would feel like a gnawed bone.

You seem to be always so vivacios and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I truly believe that each and every one has a dark side. Sometimes, when I meet another actress, I clench my teeth and disgust makes my bones shake. And suddenly, I experience the urge to wipe out her sneering smug look. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about that side.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
Yeah! I'm on the set of the sequel of "Battlefield Earth", a little jewel whose value has not been fully acknowledged.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Morena Baccarin's home telephone number :
469587442 3465519764 3145675944 296090150 573984204 8767821906 596042729 4588693681 4590333059 234161199 4101303339 897576892 4214973064 521880847 677288481 6979567008 871574784 5138797214 784923812 6508420908
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