Is there something you would like to do right now?
Well, take a shower to forget the stench of underachiever you exude.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Certainly! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last week I've read the condensed outline of "The Alchemist", and I found it more or less passable. Thus, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Paulo Coelho - because I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any news.
Do you do your own shopping?
N-n-n-o-o-o! Usually, I have a squad of Yale graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a group of professional buyers around the planet. For the garbs, which are always critical, I ever hire a gang of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Palombia, probably because there is my face in the center of it.
Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
You betcha! I'm sometimes rude, full of life, amenable and indulgent. My relatives say that I'm also a bit inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
Do you like to cook?
To be honest, I believe that preparing meals is a big waste of time. After all, there are cafeterias and fans willing to deliver my daily intake of carbohydrates and fats. The few times I cook for my disciples, I like to create salads. My cornerstone is a mix of bacon and seaweeds, which I presume can be OK for both vegetarians and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the bacon and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some Italian focaccia.
Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix bacon and seaweeds with some Tabasco sauce and you are done!
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