When you were a little boy, did you see acting as your profession?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, they are going to recognize the need for Klingon interpreters at the United Nations.
What do you think of global warming?
I've expressed my thoughts in an article printed on Texan Metaphysical Annals.
What have you got in your pocket?
I got a bunch of banknotes in my pockets. You can look at them in awe, you may ever smell them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...
Do you have problems with movie directors?
I prefer that directors make absolutely clear what they want me to do, so I can do the opposite.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a yellow anteater on my belly. It implements a GPS, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a storm of snow, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little disrobed.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Certainly! It is the story of Peter, a psychotherapist from San Francisco. He is kidnapped by a mysterious society and he is demanded to create silly "verY untrUe conversaTions" for some web site, from a hidden lab. (If I can't be recovered, tell Michelle I never loved her...)
Do you have any birthmark?
Actually, I do. I have a tiny wombat shaped birthmark on my left hip. Probably my mother did unwittingly swallow a wombat when she was expecting me.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
YOU ARE NOT REAL!
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