Mýa, do you have any superpower?
Feet invisibility. I think this is quite common in tall people with Italian ancestry.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Walk away on my legs.
I heard that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of astigmatism?
Oh, since always.
Mýa, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Jawohl! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal gibberish.
You will feel deserted by other people, like an indistinct barrier is between you and them. A frightening feeling will tell you that probably they are actually planning to murder you.
Urgh! You are spot on!
Do you know Helen Sanders (a former educational psychologist, now a flower grower) from Santa Clara?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about Helen cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, so their marriage came to a sudden end.
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can balance a DVD on my nose.
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