A conversation with Mýa
Mýa born October 10th, 1979 (Libra)
Few people know that during her driving exam, Mýa unexpectedly drove over a boozed up bear, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Mýa, do you have any superpower?
Feet invisibility. I think this is quite common in tall people with Italian ancestry.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Walk away on my legs.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of astigmatism?
Oh, since always.

Mýa, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Jawohl! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal gibberish.

You will feel deserted by other people, like an indistinct barrier is between you and them. A frightening feeling will tell you that probably they are actually planning to murder you.
Urgh! You are spot on!

Do you know Helen Sanders (a former educational psychologist, now a flower grower) from Santa Clara?
Not personally, but my uncle has been briefly married to her. Then there was a rumor about Helen cheating on him with every man aged 18-65, so their marriage came to a sudden end.

Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I can balance a DVD on my nose.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Mýa's private telephone number :
6859511937 2373953978 5140128703 4369619901 571503860 7543740765 7056006768 4042040417 5542338246 652951593 8778333694 3439836774 488895916 7781041331 8438890612 2346010391 5412767185 4196932433 7800039826 2708641676
I sat on my bottom forever before being able to have a little rendezvous with Mýa. The resulting article was magnificent, like "All Quiet on the Western Front" rewritten by Gandalf. It was very unlucky that my neighbor destroyed my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I attempted to extract from my fading memory those great words. To be frank here: I'm not really certain this web page contains an absolutely genuine chronicle of what transpired during our talk, and now I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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