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Mýa born October 10th, 1979 (Libra)
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At the beginning of his last public speech, Ted Cruz has inconsequentially rambled about Mýa for 19 full minutes (source)

How would you illustrate your music to somebody who'd never experienced it?
It is difficult to figure there is somebody so downcast! As my publicist says, my songs are like a luscious chocolate cupcake with a shocking filling made of napalm.

Mýa, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I don't believe in zodiacal lunacy.

You will feel isolated from your fans, like an intangible barricade is between you and them. A reptilian buzz in your ears will tell you that they are plotting against your life.
Alakazam! You are dead on!

Which is the most embarrassing DVD in hour home?
Shit fire and save matches! Excluding "Swept Away", which was a gift, I fear it is "LOL". I think Demi Moore was not happy with it afterwards.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Eat something spicy.

Can you tell us which is the first award you ever won?
At the early age of 8, I won the "Tin Moose Cup" assigned by the municipality of Tucson for "outstanding and redundant musical achievement".

How do you invest the money you made in your career?
I asked myself: "What do people like?" I discovered that the answer is ketchup! So I bought 1900000 bottles of ketchup which I secreted in my castle, until the price goes up.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
Surely the flag of Sierra Gordo, probably because it has my face in the middle. Sierra Gordo is an amazing but desperate place. They are so poor that robbery is legal from 2 to 6 AM.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Mýa's home telephone number :
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I lined up a short meeting with Mýa many days in advance. The resulting piece was staggering, like it was written by the ghost of Kurt Vonnegut in his prime. So, it was untoward that my armadillo set my only copy on fire! After I regained my composure, I struggled to recall those staggering words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not really so confident this web page is an absolutely genuine report of what transpired during our exchange, and I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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