A talk with Nancy Sinatra
Nancy Sinatra
Nancy Sinatra born June 8th, 1940 (Gemini)
As a kid Nancy Sinatra showed an unseemly attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and escargot (pixabay photo)

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. I think I'm a three in Boston, but a six in Tibet.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Bach.

You are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I spent 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, I learnt to move little objects with my mind.

Which is the most shameful DVD in your possession?
Very well! Excluding "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "Dreamcatcher". One of worst moves of Morgan Freeman.

Nancy, what is your opinion about global warming?
I have the proofs that this global warming is probably a grotesque invention of Matobo's evil scientists.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the soothing tinkle of two pieces of gold caressing each other. However, my agent demands to write instead something more likeable, say, "the comforting purr of a pleased kitten" or "the first word of your newborn".

Your zodiac sign is Gemini. Are you a typical Gemini?
You think i've lost my marbles! I'm very affable, quite full of life, yielding and anxious. My relatives say that I'm also a little contradictory but that I think it is normal in artists.

What's your vice?
I watch catz videos on YouTube. See, probably you are going to blame me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Nancy Sinatra's private telephone number :
5491226870 570726560 4140131732 978708701 278620274 4130045777 268335766 424258998 4721537982 969881070 9144689458 6385705109 5242881160 5280083029 421627052 6348311804 7030453488 2533501828 2388976882 2809988777
I have a confession to make. My director had patiently lined up my short conversation with Nancy Sinatra months beforehand. Regrettably, I decided at the last moment that I had better things to do, like visiting Canada or learning Bulgarian. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Nancy Sinatra would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.