A talk with Naomi Watts
Naomi Watts
Naomi Watts born September 28th, 1968 (Libra)
And now, instead of Spanish inquisition, a cute picture of a nice squirrel (pixabay photo)

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "King Kong"?
Yeah! They do not put together a cast like that anymore! There are a lot of convincing reasons for that...

Do you have problems with movie directors?
Once in a lifetime you meet directors who are awesome people like me, but most of the times they are just a bunch of morons.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain soon a license for operating my hovercraft.

Naomi, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Naomi's sensation". In the middle of one of my researches in the Hymalayas, I uncovered a plant unknown to botanists, now named Psilosparia polygama, that blooms only every 4 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of bananas and relish. You have to be rich enough even to find it unpalatable...

Naomi, what’s your worst habit?
When I'm concentrated sometimes I put small objects behind my ear, like a comb or a chicken wing.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be frank, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to incapacitate flies by staring at them.

Should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of demolition worker. I already have some experience in that field.

Naomi, your zodiac sign is Libra. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal chicanery.

You will feel ignored by your friends, like a powerful dam is between you and them. A reptilian feeling will tell you that maybe they are plotting against your life.
By golly! You are spot on!

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Naomi Watts' home telephone number is listed here :
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My brief meeting with Naomi Watts has been set up several weeks in advance. The resulting piece was breathtaking, like it was written by the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe under the effects of prescription exotic beverages. Thus, it was lamentable that my doctor (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to recall those great words. I want to be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is a completely accurate account of our talk, and now I'm beginning to question whether it actually happened...
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