An interview with Naomi Watts
Naomi Watts
Naomi Watts born September 28th, 1968 (Libra)
Few people know that during her driving exam, Naomi Watts inadvertently collided with a wandering bear, with no consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some legal troubles regarding my contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will be compelled to use the name "Naomi Wutts".

When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Oh yeah! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe pharmacist, it was a hard choice.

Could you corroborate the rumours about your role in the business of Yeti DNA samples?
The dickens! It appears you have an irrational desire to join the great majority, if you understand what I mean. And, you know, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my soul, I often meditate on a mattress made of poison ivy.

Naomi, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in a paper accepted for publication on Journal of Rural Utopianism.

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "King Kong"?
Might as well! To put it mildly, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a singer whose name I'm not at liberty to reveal. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with W.J..

I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some casual photons spontaneously concocted an absolutely random photo in which you erroneously recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your father could "spontaneously" take fire. Are we on the level?

I think I've lost that photo anyway...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Naomi Watts' secret telephone number :
399648958 7176166165 218693866 9239525268 2786052326 7690514512 3322324814 7331723318 4689773891 5992131290 706493598 2400433845 6157983467 647808760 9738917663 5936732013 2100022503 956285544 5835759754 4301181679
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