Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there have been some legal troubles regarding my contract, so to make a short story shorter, next year I will be compelled to use the name "Naomi Wutts".
When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Oh yeah! Even though it was my second choice. First one was pope. Or maybe pharmacist, it was a hard choice.
Could you corroborate the rumours about your role in the business of Yeti DNA samples?
The dickens! It appears you have an irrational desire to join the great majority, if you understand what I mean. And, you know, I know a guy who knows a guy that for $3000,... Oh, forget it! You don't like spoilers, don't ya?
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To toughen my soul, I often meditate on a mattress made of poison ivy.
Naomi, what do you think of the issue of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in a paper accepted for publication on Journal of Rural Utopianism.
Can you share with us a memory of your role in "King Kong"?
Might as well! To put it mildly, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".
According to some witnesses, you have been in a particular setting with a singer whose name I'm not at liberty to reveal. Do you want to comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with W.J..
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...
Spontaneously? I do not understand.
Yes, probably some casual photons spontaneously concocted an absolutely random photo in which you erroneously recognized me. For example, given the right conditions, your office or your father could "spontaneously" take fire. Are we on the level?
I think I've lost that photo anyway...
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