Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
I can proudly confess that I have my own exclusive brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Leosparia notabilis, a rare orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Natalie, your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
You bet your boots! My friends say I'm a sucker for zodiacal madness.
You will meet a totaled stranger from Milwaukee, a former complementary health therapist named Albert with one eye hazel and the other violet. He will propose you to open a gnu sanctuary in Iowa. It's a lie!
Oh my gosh! Extraordinary, what do you have -- a time machine?
What are you working about?
I'm collaborating to the music score for a remake of "Soul Plane", a real masterpiece whose sense has not been recognized.
Where will you go on your next break from work?
For next summer I leased a luxurious villa in a secretive valley of Elbonia. The only issue was finding a way to make a payment in Linden dollars to the genial landlord from Nigeria that contacted me about business on internet.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been good, you go to Madrid, if you have been fiendish, you go to Reno.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Natalie Cule", who supposedly is a retired metal polisher from Austin. That's quite annoying, but not as much worrisome as finding that according to Bing my name sounds like a shocking curse in Bulgarian.
Apart from singing, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can balance an umbrella on my forehead for at least one hour.
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