Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google says "Including results for Natalie Durmer", who happens to be a travel agency manager from Tucson. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as learning that for Yahoo my name is similar to a horrible insult in Polish.
I've heard you are writing an autobiography. Is it true?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have little time to put down the words, as we authors like to say. Last week I've read the abridged recap of "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz", and I found it more or less acceptable. On that account, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Frank Baum - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.
Do you know Sandra James (a former fashion designer, now a quantity surveyor) from Clearwater?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been briefly engaged to her. Then there was half a scandal about some licentious photographs sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty ending.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a gray hamster on my belly. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I am kidnapped, but unluckily it works only if I'm slightly au naturel.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Oh yeah! I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "Crazy On The Outside", a timeless gem whose relevance has not been perceived.
Natalie, do you like gnus?
Why you do not like gnus?
First of all, they reek! And one gnu bite my grandpa's naughty bits. That was one of the motives I decided to become an artist, so I should rethink my relation with gnus.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Nah! I'm very cheerful, quite full of life, yielding and calm. My friends say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is usual in artist.
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