How would you describe your songs to somebody who'd never heard it before?
It is hard to think there is such a luckless dude! As my agent says, my songs are like a luscious vanilla muffin with a shocking heart of napalm.
Natalie, do you like weasels?
Why you do not like weasels?
Actually, they reek! And one weasel bite my grandpa's funny parts. This is one of the motives I become a singer, so I may probably rethink my relation with weasels.
Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Eriador flag, probably because there is my picture in the middle of it. Eriador is a proud but unlucky place. They are so broke they use dried mud for seasoning.
Does your secretary use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to steer clear of journalists and admirers
Sure! I'll go to extremes to excape those punks. I generally use the alias "Natalie Imbroglia".
Natalie, you are well known for your particular demands when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Natalie needs what Natalie needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's industrially-made cheddar cheese or astronaut memoirs.
What is the most uncanny nightmare you have ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself in a deserted dark space. A foul taste in my mouth. Then I remembered I got befuddled at a rerun of "Jack and Jill" in a dreary movie house near Milwaukee.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that several years ago I went camping with a friend. You know, we were young and wild and so we did "it" in the meadows, under the moon, in the heart of nature.
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