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Natalie Imbruglia
Natalie Imbruglia born February 4th, 1975 (Aquarius)
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In her secluded grotto Natalie Imbruglia is compulsively searching a way to grow chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Which is your next musical adventure?
Next month I'll release a recording of eurodance covers of Bob Marley greatest hits, sung in Armenian, Javanese and Czech. I believe it will be the masterpiece of my career.

What is your opinion about global warming?
I have deducted that this so-called global warming anomaly is a conspiracy of Sierra Gordo's moles.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm extremely fond of "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Kissinger.

You mean, by J.D. Salinger?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, however we can agree to disagree.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the comforting whisper of a bunch of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, say, "the merry laugh of an angelic child " or "the breath of your sleeping child".

What motivates you to sing?
My agent says it's because everybody likes the sound of my voice.

What's your vice?
I fake interest when people try to talk to me, but I do it sloppily, so they realize it. Well, it's possible that you are going to chastise me for that. Luckily another vice of mine is not giving a shit.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... I remember that many years ago I was crossing Slovakia in a battered minivan with a special friend. You know, one thing led to another and so we did "it" among the shrubs, like naughty groundhogs, in the heart of nature.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Natalie Imbruglia's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my director had patiently scheduled my hurried conversation with Natalie Imbruglia many days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet gerbil got mononucleosis, so I had to skip the talk. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Natalie Imbruglia would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.