An interview with Natalie Martinez
Natalie Martinez
Natalie Martinez born July 12th, 1984 (Cancer)
Among Natalie Martinez's future projects there is a top-secret expressionist western in which all the action is set on a moon of Saturn (source)

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! But just one time. It was a very uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Charles Dickens appeared and confirmed that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of an Edgar Allan Poe's homonym.

If I may ask, how do you invest the money you made in your career?
Take note: when parachute pants will be in vogue again people will stop laughing behind my back.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often anymore. Say every three hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Natalie Mertinez", who allegedly is a retired turf grower from Tucson. That's quite saddening, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Bing my name sounds like an awful blasphemy in Mongolian.

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Franky, common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the fibers of Pleioneura abjecta, an almost extinct bulb native of Panem.

Which is your favorite snack?
Pizzas with teriyaki sauce, a canned baked bean, three carrots, and a glass of whiskey.

Is there a deep meaning behind your "End of Watch"?
Yes, that people are going to do what they want - or something like that.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Richard Wagner. I played the Ghost of Christmas Past: the director was intoxicated most of the time.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to figure it when you spend your days between cushions, but on this suffering Earth there are countries where it is impossible to find even a just so-so hamburger.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Natalie Martinez's home telephone number :
7439225578 5796714810 3881069076 963862412 9539562921 787558459 476761690 8417085417 4097370588 4471610395 889437157 5813433564 824545416 4223076987 7788110345 5323556286 6124571850 5520029492 485273545 6251125476
Vips are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to find the time for an interview. So we decided to leave Natalie Martinez totally alone and obtain the interview above without her help. Thus, this web page is an an extrasensorial transcription we obtained from a trained mentalist from Los Angeles.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.