Which is your favorite snack?
Carrots with vinaigrette, a burger, four canned baked beans, and a bit of scotch.
Natalie, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, I had some issues with my agent, so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Natalie Mertinez".
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.
You surely mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
Surely you are referring to the paperback edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.
Natalie, do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less known websites of Internet when I'm supposed to work. See, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Marge Simpson.
You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, my agent told me so.
What have you got in your pocket?
Cripes! This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a product of your naughty imagination, I'm probably in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.
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