A conversation with Natalie Martinez
Natalie Martinez
Natalie Martinez born July 12th, 1984 (Cancer)
Mesito, the beloved pet fish of Natalie Martinez, can also be used as a healthy nibble in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

Which is your favorite snack?
Carrots with vinaigrette, a burger, four canned baked beans, and a bit of scotch.

Natalie, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
Well, I had some issues with my agent, so to get to dough, next year I will be known as "Natalie Mertinez".

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm addicted to "Crime and Punishment" by Frodo Dostosky.

You surely mean, by Fyodor Dostoyevsky?
Surely you are referring to the paperback edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.

Natalie, do you have any vice?
Surfing on the less known websites of Internet when I'm supposed to work. See, I’m possibly going to be judged for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Marge Simpson.

You know that that's not a real person, right?
It IS real, my agent told me so.

What have you got in your pocket?
Cripes! This is a tricky one. Since this transcription is a product of your naughty imagination, I'm probably in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Natalie Martinez's secret telephone number :
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Celebrities are over-booked people. It's difficult for them to fix an appointment for an interview. So we decided to leave Natalie Martinez totally alone and obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Therefore, this web page is an a cybernetic transcription we obtained via a computer program we supplied with all the available info about Natalie.
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