What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite grim, since in this battered epoch there are places where it is difficult to find even a so-so cosmopolitan.
How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of days ago. I think I'm a three in Nepal, but a ten in Austin.
Can you tell me the square root of 398163395?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not real numbers.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of vodka, three parts of tea and some margarine. Apply the resulting elixir on your wrists and your elbows.
What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the reassuring clink of two emeralds touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the merry giggle of a light-hearted kid " or "the first word of your kid".
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I think their existence is quite overestimated.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
All right! Here it is
A famous person you recognize as an imaginary friend?
Probably Nelson Mandela, because of our similar way of life. In my imagination we both breed cute mooses.
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