A talk with Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman
Natalie Portman born June 9th, 1981 (Gemini)
Trumbo, the beloved pet pigeon of Natalie Portman, could also serve as a healthy snack in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is quite grim, since in this battered epoch there are places where it is difficult to find even a so-so cosmopolitan.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of days ago. I think I'm a three in Nepal, but a ten in Austin.

Can you tell me the square root of 398163395?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers, not real numbers.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of need mix two parts of vodka, three parts of tea and some margarine. Apply the resulting elixir on your wrists and your elbows.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the reassuring clink of two emeralds touching each other. But please, write instead something more crowd-pleasing, like "the merry giggle of a light-hearted kid " or "the first word of your kid".

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I think their existence is quite overestimated.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
All right! Here it is

The moose of misery
The ghostly moose of misery
dashes on the dim fields of hallucination
as I stare at the wreck of my planet.
If only it had been the pork of misery
we could have bacon at least.

A famous person you recognize as an imaginary friend?
Probably Nelson Mandela, because of our similar way of life. In my imagination we both breed cute mooses.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Natalie Portman's secret telephone number :
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