A talk with Natasha Bedingfield
Natasha Bedingfield
Natasha Bedingfield born November 26th, 1981 (Sagittarius)
Last month, Natasha Bedingfield has sold her fabled light bulbs collection to an eccentric plutocrat for $224,000 (source)

What do you think of global warming?
I've already expressed my thoughts in an essay to be published on Journal of Anthropological Theory, written in collaboration with the eminent dr. Brian Davis.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Will do! It is regrettable that I have so little time to write. Last month I've read the condensed outline of the book "Animal Farm", and I found it quite palatable. Hence, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain George Orwell - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.

What’s your biggest defect?
I'm a perfectionist and in general I'm too amiable.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Keyser Soze.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

Do you do your own shopping?
Never happen! Actually, I pay a bunch of Yale PhDs to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers spread around the world. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever hire a squad of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my parakeet's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight mononucleosis?
Since my parakeet contracted it.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Natasha Bedingfield's secret telephone number :
9000486884 7503361211 5342664894 3527710687 8513968701 7607744069 4473046657 3889315229 577384811 7633016974 6930181287 241791387 401020103 263504451 5490388245 6942591008 4904609133 6935732321 8032027637 7637204913
My short rendezvous with Natasha Bedingfield has been arranged days beforehand. The resulting piece was impressive, like "Eat, Pray, Love" rewritten by Zorro. So, it was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my doctor (on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I emerged from coma, I made an effort to summon up those awe-inspiring words. I want to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page is an absolutely factual run-down of our interview, and now I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.