What do you think of global warming?
I've already expressed my thoughts in an essay to be published on Journal of Anthropological Theory, written in collaboration with the eminent dr. Brian Davis.
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Will do! It is regrettable that I have so little time to write. Last month I've read the condensed outline of the book "Animal Farm", and I found it quite palatable. Hence, I've asked my agent to call the author - a certain George Orwell - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the moment I've not received any answer.
What’s your biggest defect?
I'm a perfectionist and in general I'm too amiable.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably Keyser Soze.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!
Do you do your own shopping?
Never happen! Actually, I pay a bunch of Yale PhDs to compile my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers spread around the world. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever hire a squad of doubles, each sharing with me one body part measure.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity eating marathon. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my parakeet's idea.
And since when did you feel an urge to fight mononucleosis?
Since my parakeet contracted it.
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