Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been kind, you go to Paris, if you have been dull you go to Canada.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every two hours. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Natasha Laonne", who turns out to be an optometrist from Fresno. That's quite saddening, but not as much embarassing as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a terrible obscenity in Japanese.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking is a huge waste of time. After all, there are canteens and fans willing to provide my daily RDA of carbs and sugars. The few times I cook for my relatives, I like to invent salads. My jewel is a mix of spam and seaweeds, which I believe can be cool for both vegans and normal people.
Interesting! Could you share the recipe?
Oh sure! You take the spam and the seaweeds and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some rye bread.
Do not mind, I obtained the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make the sandwiches, then you cast off the bread and mix spam and seaweeds with some soy sauce and you are done!
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Why not! In case of need mix one part of cider, two parts of fruit smoothie and some Worcestershire sauce. Gargle with the resulting mixture every 10 minutes for 3 hours.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Surely it is the stimulating jingle of two diamonds touching each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, for example "the joyous laugh of a happy kid " or "the first 'mom' of your child".
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Natasha Lyonne, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Crash Bandicoot" player.
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