A talk with Nathan Fillion
Nathan Fillion
Nathan Fillion born March 27th, 1971 (Aries)
To harden his character, Nathan Fillion often dozes on a bunk made of glass splinters abundantly sprinkled with pepper (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a black moose on my hand. It implements a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Austin outskirts, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow undressed.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dirigible appearing in your last movie?
Caramba! No comment.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a chipmunk. A large, fat, quiet chipmunk, full and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yep! At times I'm frightened by my popularity. My strength is that I'm all-embracing: I'm known to gladden renowned heirs and nondescript second-rate strippers to the same extent. Say, there are 16 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Kiribati and Syldavia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Richard Wagner. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.

Nathan, do you like bobcats?
Goodness no!

Why you do not like bobcats, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one bobcat bite my cousin's private parts. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may rethink my relation with bobcats.

What motivates you to act?
Basically, everybody likes the sound of my voice.

Nathan Fillion refused to let me know his home telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
826944419 3212940132 554573001 4980690915 6280454961 5968986341 2043471739 4587051860 5403220573 2765831945 9561434741 6825630513 8008023705 293714944 610876355 2077125916 2766932295 8004294926 8714613184 7998797145
To be honest, my boss had planned my exchange with Nathan Fillion weeks beforehand. Regrettably, my pet sheep got sciatica, so I had to skip the rendezvous. So, the interview above is mainly the elaboration of a nightmare I had after a generous dinner of raw onions and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.