Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a black moose on my hand. It implements a GPS, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Austin outskirts, but unluckily it works only if I'm somehow undressed.
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the dirigible appearing in your last movie?
Caramba! No comment.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
In my dreams it is a chipmunk. A large, fat, quiet chipmunk, full and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yep! At times I'm frightened by my popularity. My strength is that I'm all-embracing: I'm known to gladden renowned heirs and nondescript second-rate strippers to the same extent. Say, there are 16 avenues with my name in four different countries, not counting Kiribati and Syldavia, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Richard Wagner. I was the comic relief in the part of his funny cousin.
Nathan, do you like bobcats?
Why you do not like bobcats, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one bobcat bite my cousin's private parts. This is one of the motives I become an artist, so I may rethink my relation with bobcats.
What motivates you to act?
Basically, everybody likes the sound of my voice.
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