A conversation with Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris born June 15th, 1973 (Gemini)
To harden his character, Neil Patrick Harris often dozes on a bunk made of fresh nettle (pixabay photo)

Neil, are you superstitious?
Certainly! I give a secret handshake to myself right before a significant encounter. Clearly not this one.

What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the soothing tinkle of two pieces of gold caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the first word of your daughter" or "the joyful laugh of a delighted child ".

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
You bet your boots! It is regrettable that I have so little time, if any, to put down the words. Recently I've read the back cover of "The Book Thief", and I found it more or less acceptable. So, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Markus Zusak - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for, say, a hotel suite? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch paparazzi and devotees
That's for certain! I'll do anything to deceive those critters. I usually adopt the moniker "Neil Putrick Harris".

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Neil Patrick Harris, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a professional "Jak and Daxter" player.

Neil, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Neil's surprise". During one of my researches in the Borneo jungle, I discovered an inconspicuous new shrub, now named Trochocarpha hirsuta, that blooms only every 7 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of watermelons and cigarettes. You have to be filthy rich even to unlike it...

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a sea monkey.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Well, years ago I was traveling in Equatorial Guinea with a special friend and we did "that" in the woods, like naughty baboons, in the heart of nature.

Neil Patrick Harris refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6567439901 5566170126 8955996270 3238153118 6655703709 5225918697 5125129533 5648786883 5796198765 5293712547 2609201983 5014669786 591262788 3743973735 3941609150 6985370832 8108100667 6653770859 7673266821 9918460568
My supervisor had set up my brief exchange with Neil Patrick Harris several days beforehand. Regrettably, my pet wombat got calculi, so I had to skip the meeting. So, this web page is mainly the recollection of a dream that ensued after a copious dinner based on cabbage stew and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.