An interview with Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris
Neil Patrick Harris born June 15th, 1973 (Gemini)
In his hidden cave Neil Patrick Harris is daringly trying to rise ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

I'm here tonight with Neil Patrick Harris, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Neil, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because your building is next to a falafel joint I like.

Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Maybe! Here it is my instant remedy. In case of need mix three parts of sparkling wine, two parts of fruit drink and some gravy. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 20 minutes for 4 hours.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Neil Patrick Harris, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

Can you deny the hearsay about your role in the flimsy affair of mermaid DNA samples?
Stap my vitals! You are showing a senseless desire to snuff it, if you read me. Well, you know, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $2000,... Oh, forget it! You like surprises, don't ya?

Who are your heroes?
Gore Vidal, Han Solo, and myself.

Which super power do you have?
You'll not believe this! Hands invisibility, since I was 8.

Neil, do you have any vice?
I pretend to listen when people try to talk to me. See, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 800 models that will be dispersed in Bellevue as in a flash mob.

Neil Patrick Harris refused to let me know his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
2439272843 6906035889 4164368166 8856053718 6845852830 6046144073 7141960830 5965482099 8914116232 9663256476 2764647792 9131843447 5675244687 5350919886 534730509 683713871 3271809352 2382415494 4908178474 762896371
I patiently dawdled for several years before being able to have a little appointment with Neil Patrick Harris. The resulting piece was excellent, like "Twilight" rewritten by Doctor Doom. So, it was unfortunate, to put it mildly, that another inmate (maybe on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I emerged from coma, I tried to extract from my crumbling memory those excellent words. So, to be aboveboard here: I'm not really so confident this web page is a completely precise report of what transpired during our appointment, and I'm starting to wonder if it actually happened...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Janelle Monáe Faith Evans Jamelia Anna Paquin Charlie Hunnam Uma Thurman Jennifer Grey Lea Thompson Sam Heughan Rebecca Hall Gabriella Wilde Céline Dion Dr. Dre Nick Offerman Clark Gregg Scarlett Johansson Jackie DeShannon Peter Dinklage Lucy Lawless
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.