I'm here tonight with Neil Patrick Harris, who just saw the birth of his last movie. Hi, Neil, and welcome to Tales Of The Well-Known.
It's a pleasure being here, mainly because your building is next to a falafel joint I like.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Maybe! Here it is my instant remedy. In case of need mix three parts of sparkling wine, two parts of fruit drink and some gravy. Gargle with the resulting elixir every 20 minutes for 4 hours.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Neil Patrick Harris, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.
Can you deny the hearsay about your role in the flimsy affair of mermaid DNA samples?
Stap my vitals! You are showing a senseless desire to snuff it, if you read me. Well, you know, I have a friend who knows a guy that for $2000,... Oh, forget it! You like surprises, don't ya?
Who are your heroes?
Gore Vidal, Han Solo, and myself.
Which super power do you have?
You'll not believe this! Hands invisibility, since I was 8.
Neil, do you have any vice?
I pretend to listen when people try to talk to me. See, I’m probably going to be blamed for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing wallpaper. It will be tattoed on arms and foreheads of 800 models that will be dispersed in Bellevue as in a flash mob.
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