Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue scorpion on my foot. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little disrobed.
What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by an Elizabeth I of England impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's gerbil".
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 700 models that will be released in Pearland as in a flash mob.
Should you give up singing, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of earthworms breeder. I already have quite an experience in that field.
Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is
Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Nelson Mandela manifested and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a Queen Victoria's homonym.
Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
Yes, in case of migraine, mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of lemonade and some sesame oil. Guzzle this elixir every 10 minutes for 5 hours.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Tuscany, if you have been fiendish, you go to Sacramento.
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