A talk with Neil Young
Neil Young
Neil Young born November 12th, 1945 (Scorpio)
The next release from Neil Young will be a vinyl-only album of eurodance covers of Frank Sinatra greatest hits, sung in Bengali, Icelandic and Japanese (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue scorpion on my foot. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be rescued if I am abducted, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little disrobed.

What's the strangest nightmare you’ve ever had?
I dreamed being blamed by an Elizabeth I of England impersonator. I kept repeating "I did not eat my uncle's gerbil".

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The details on my imminent book will soon be printed in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on backs and arms of 700 models that will be released in Pearland as in a flash mob.

Should you give up singing, which career would you like to pick up?
Almost surely that of earthworms breeder. I already have quite an experience in that field.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the emotions,
you took the respect away from me.
A photo, a book forgotten in a drawer
the desolate vestiges of you.
You took away my reason,
all that matters you took away,
so how come your uncle is here to stay?

Have you ever participated in a séance?
Yep! It was an extremely uncanny experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Nelson Mandela manifested and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a Queen Victoria's homonym.

Could you suggest a remedy for migraine?
Yes, in case of migraine, mix one part of sparkling wine, two parts of lemonade and some sesame oil. Guzzle this elixir every 10 minutes for 5 hours.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Tuscany, if you have been fiendish, you go to Sacramento.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Neil Young's home telephone number :
406808110 3788873067 383704534 985063347 385402088 607061483 6139989278 4573849051 5618413199 339840415 908893144 2226288431 357733925 4917209967 8055128388 7377673865 4944327293 7734122717 8554001541 2919748475
I queued up forever for the privilege to have a short interview with Neil Young. The resulting transcription was marvelous, like it was written by the spirit of Nabokov under the influence of too much fernet. Thus, it was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my doctor (probably on purpose!) set my only copy on fire! After I recovered from a mild intoxication, I made an attempt to remember those magnificent words. To be straight here: I'm not so certain this web page is an absolutely genuine run-down of what transpired during our interview, and now I'm starting to doubt it ever was real...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Kylie Minogue Casey Affleck Jennifer Carpenter Paul Wesley Sting Hye-kyo Song Emilie de Ravin Nelly Furtado Daniel Craig Jada Pinkett Smith Hayden Panettiere Anna Faris Hannah Simone Geoffrey Rush Alexis Bledel Michael Vartan Nicholas Hoult Stephen Amell Toby Kebbell
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.