A talk with Nena
Nena born March 24th, 1960 (Aries)
Using a false name, Nena has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
Apart from my own songs, my go-to karaoke song is "Lose Yourself" by Eminem.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Actually I do! I have a brown prairie dog on my knee. It is bioluminescent, so I can be find if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow undressed.

Where do you go when you die?
Inside a wooden overcoat, most of the times, but if you are cremated then your remains can occupy space in a funny box on somebody's mantelpiece.

Can you tell me the square root of 359533153?
No, numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers.

Nena, you seem to be always so cheerful and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. I think that each of us has two sides. For example, when I see another singer, my sight dims and my heart darkens. And all of a sudden, I sense the need to close forever those lecherous eyes. That is my amiable side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

Could you substantiate the noise about the stolen Yeti pictures?
Curiosity killed the cat! Truth is easily spoilt and so are you and your face, my friend...

What do you think of the issue of global warming?
I think that global warming is a grave matter. Anyway, my fans will certainly appreciate my resolution to buy only villas at least 90 feet above the sea-level.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I think it is that of Brutopia. If I'm not mistaken, it is green and gray with a tiny violet squirrel in a corner. Brutopia is a beautiful but desperate country. They are so needy that theft is allowed from 3 to 5 AM.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Nena's private telephone number :
5058881721 227479107 5632777465 437548254 6445794571 316494920 6616210634 582759358 7544989013 581860528 3887582390 8056924791 9049982083 3575715272 5968375568 9203513126 4063239710 3982519269 9394339347 8827736299
To be frank, my chief had patiently set up my brief appointment with Nena several days beforehand. Unluckily, I realized at the last moment that I had better things to do, like breeding gnats or learning Polish. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Nena would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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