A talk with Neneh Cherry
Neneh Cherry
Neneh Cherry born March 10th, 1964 (Pisces)
In her underground cavern Neneh Cherry is desperately looking for a way to turn cardboard into chicken nuggets (pixabay photo)

Neneh, you are always in tip-top condition. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of July I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue crabs and my special Smurf meatloaf.

One of your masterpieces, "Buffalo Stance", is a beloved anthem of hatred. Does it also have a more deep meaning?
Will do! It's also my uplifting song for when I have to write checks.

A fictional character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
None, but maybe Rocky Balboa, because of our innate coolness.

Do you know Paul F. Foster (a former electronics engineer, now a driving instructor) from El Cajon?
Not personally, but my cousin has been betrothed to him for 3 months. Then there was some commotion about some unconventional photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a quick finale.

What motivates you to sing?
It's less tiring than actually working...

I heard you are just back from a series of concerts in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to move small things with my mind.

Can you corroborate the gossip about the stolen mermaid photos?
Curiosity killed the cat! Humanity can't stand the truth!

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
, my go-to karaoke song is "I Think We're Alone Now" by Tiffany.

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I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently set up my little meeting with Neneh Cherry several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Anaconda". So, the transcript above is mainly the recollection of a dream I had after a copious dinner based on liver sausages and cabbage stew.
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