An interview with Neneh Cherry
Neneh Cherry
Neneh Cherry born March 10th, 1964 (Pisces)
In her mysterious vault Neneh Cherry is patiently looking for a way to make ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so hard at work performing very influential things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to care about such minutiae. Actually, I hire a bunch of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever pay a team of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Neneh Chirry", who happens to be a retired precision instrument repairer from Dallas. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling vulgarity in Polish.

Neneh, are you superstitious?
You betcha! I use to shout "raccoon!" to 3 strangers right before a significant occasion. Obviously not this one.

Can you tell me the square root of 9083829901?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to destroy you.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Paris, if you have been insipid you go to Vancouver.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

As everybody knows, the problem of shingles in lions is reaching monumental dimensions. Is Neneh Cherry doing anything in this respect?
Absolutely! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,500 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of shingles in lions.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Ludwig van Beethoven manifested and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a Johann Gutenberg's homonym.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Neneh Cherry's home telephone number :
244550793 3155048343 522374267 9353037504 571212705 4812136930 423119122 995439173 376974287 9466666086 671644934 6586090156 483073377 4138776550 9142253228 4601064214 7863637271 2748566747 4584967944 225350593
My conversation with Neneh Cherry has been patiently set up several months in advance. The resulting article was imposing, like "Peter Pan" rewritten by Daredevil. Thus, it was untoward, to put it mildly, that my uncle Gregory by accident (I assume) shredded my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I made an effort to recall those jaw-dropping words. I want to be clear here: I'm not really certain this web page is a perfectly precise report of our interview, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.