Do you do your own shopping?
I'm so hard at work performing very influential things for the good of all of us (except the ones who are dead) to care about such minutiae. Actually, I hire a bunch of Yale graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of pro buyers scattered around the planet. For the clothes, I ever pay a team of doubles, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Neneh Chirry", who happens to be a retired precision instrument repairer from Dallas. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as finding that for Yahoo my name is similar to an appalling vulgarity in Polish.
Neneh, are you superstitious?
You betcha! I use to shout "raccoon!" to 3 strangers right before a significant occasion. Obviously not this one.
Can you tell me the square root of 9083829901?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to destroy you.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Paris, if you have been insipid you go to Vancouver.
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge now is that it will be a guide to choosing dental floss, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.
As everybody knows, the problem of shingles in lions is reaching monumental dimensions. Is Neneh Cherry doing anything in this respect?
Absolutely! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a week. The profits ($1,500 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of shingles in lions.
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very tormented experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Ludwig van Beethoven manifested and hypothesized that I'm the reincarnation of a Johann Gutenberg's homonym.
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