A talk with Nicholas D'Agosto
Nicholas D'Agosto
Nicholas D'Agosto born April 17th, 1980 (Aries)
To reinforce his will, Nicholas D'Agosto often rests on a bunk made of nails (pixabay photo)

Your zodiac sign is Aries. Are you a typical Aries?
I guess! I'm a little aloof, quite tireless, obstinate and restless. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is common in artist.

When you were a little boy, did you see yourself as a professional actor?
Sadly no, and I still hope that, one day, the Philadelphia Inquirer will accept my commentaries.

Nicholas, are you superstitious?
Why not! I use to kiss a clay figurine representing Augustus before a relevant occasion. Clearly not today.

Nicholas, you are always fit as a flea. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in September I eat exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to project my aura, about 8 inches far.

What motivates you to act?
There is a voice in my head that motivates me. Her name is Janet. Janet says you are a loser.

Can you tell me the square root of 423092020?
According to my supporters one of the possible answers is something around 84.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Bach.

There is no possibility any of these is Nicholas D'Agosto's home telephone number :
692217786 4536963947 9448332578 8195159601 4148735035 6227556899 726143418 244837154 4312450475 713462739 354374034 5051138558 4871190957 335844291 3673364425 8444770321 3947619777 9415674191 497962709 5810287572
To be honest, my boss had set up my meeting with Nicholas D'Agosto many days beforehand. Unluckily, I got stoned watching the DVD of "The Spirit". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Nicholas D'Agosto would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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