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Nick Jonas
Nick Jonas born September 16th, 1992 (Virgo)
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Nick Jonas lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before he saw daylight and realized it was not the Best Western hotel. However, he learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds (source)

What do you have in your pockets?
Endeed! Because this interview is a fabrication of your lascivious imagination, I'm in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.

What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle", an underestimated classic whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.

Where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I rented a fashionable villa in a hidden valley of Bahrain. The deal included a moat surrounding the villa to protect my privacy and also a group of extras impersonating hysterical devotees.

When your are not singing, which is your favored hobby?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.

What do you think of global warming?
What do I think? I think that global warming is a serious issue. Anyway, my followers will certainly be happy to know that my future mansion will be at least 60 feet above the sea-level.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently quite bleak, since in these suffering times there are nations where it is difficult to find even a barely adequate Long Island iced tea.

Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna be quiet forever, so to speak, you generally also mature the inclination to stick around.

You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.

Nick Jonas refused to divulge his private telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
6847077810 7036336556 277492203 3528731519 7197889819 2534833525 689660410 4401229884 7704530589 6045712176 6573881196 4390610151 976393695 6792480502 5702030276 5124463128 811464628 3754182103 5005874141 4041610681
My director had lined up my little meeting with Nick Jonas many weeks beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching a rerun of "Tiptoes". So, the interview above is essentially based on what Nick Jonas would have probably answered if I have met him, as indicated by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.