What do you have in your pockets?
Endeed! Because this interview is a fabrication of your lascivious imagination, I'm in my enticing nightwear, so no pockets at all.
What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle", an underestimated classic whose magnitude has not been fully recognized.
Where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I rented a fashionable villa in a hidden valley of Bahrain. The deal included a moat surrounding the villa to protect my privacy and also a group of extras impersonating hysterical devotees.
When your are not singing, which is your favored hobby?
I think that collecting old TV antennas rests my mind.
What do you think of global warming?
What do I think? I think that global warming is a serious issue. Anyway, my followers will certainly be happy to know that my future mansion will be at least 60 feet above the sea-level.
What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently quite bleak, since in these suffering times there are nations where it is difficult to find even a barely adequate Long Island iced tea.
Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna be quiet forever, so to speak, you generally also mature the inclination to stick around.
You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of March I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue corn and naturally deceased blue jays.
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