Have you made plans for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a license for steering my hovercraft.
What do you think of global warming?
I have deducted that this alleged global warming anomaly is an invention of Zubrowka's operatives.
What motivates you to act?
Basically, I like the sound of my voice.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
Generally I have no problems, except that time in which (probably due to a double strike) a director begged me to eat a mouthful of dirt, which was somehow absurd, since that scene was not in the script.
Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a little macaron shaped scar on my right heel, a remainder of my tough encounter with a maniacal moose.
Could you tell us something about the plot of your next movie?
Why not! The tentative title of the movie is "Cynthia, Albert and Trimbaroo". There are a woman and a man. They live together in Las Vegas. Cynthia is a hydrographer while Albert is a FBI agent. When Cynthia's pet moose Trimbaroo contracts chickenpox, they decide to rise hell to cure the moose.
Nick, which is your secret for flawless skin?
It is an ablution with tomato sauce once a month.
What is your opinion about president Donald Trump?
You are just a bit devilish, but I promised my fans I would not talk dirty again, so I'd pretend I did not understand your question.
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