Do you do your own shopping?
Do you think i've lost my mind! I hire a group of shopping gurus to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a gang of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, I ever employ a crew of doubles, one for each body part.
Nicki, is there a deep moral behind "Anaconda"?
Yes, that a boy's best friend is his mother.
Do you use a pseudonym when you make reservation for, say, a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to deceive stalkers and reporters
Sure! I go to any length to steer clear of those imps. I often adopt the pseudonym "Nicki Mynaj".
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Beethoven.
Can you deny the gossip about your participation in the flimsy business of mermaid DNA samples?
Can I? Positively! Do I want? I don't believe so!
Nicki, what’s your biggest defect?
Most people imagine that I've no flaws, but often I drink juice directly from the bottle.
Nicki, which is your favorite fruit?
I call it "Nicki's prodigy". During one of my famed wanderings in the Amazon basin, I discovered an unremarkable unknown shrub, now named Encecisa blattaria, which every 5 years blooms and produces fruits whose taste reminds of lemons and raw chicken. You have to be very rich even to unlike it...
What are you working about?
I'm writing the music score for a remake of "Fred Claus", an underestimated classic whose meaning has not been fully acknowledged.
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