What is your opinion about president Trump?
I'm somehow preoccupied, since I heard rumors that Trump wants to finance a research that proves that evolution is an invention of China.
Do you know Gary Bell (a former biochemist, now a furniture finisher) from Moreno Valley?
No, I don't, but my cousin has been married to him for 4 weeks. Then there was half a scandal about Gary having affairs with every woman in a radius of 40 miles, so their marriage came to an abrupt end.
Could you substantiate the gossip about your role in the rogue incident of mermaid DNA samples?
Thou, fobbing flap-mouthed flax-wench! How do you dare?
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an extremely tormented experience. Suddenly, the spirit of Julius Caesar manifested and established that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of an Edgar Allan Poe's homonym.
What happen if you play your song "Anaconda" backward?
Earth may disintegrate.
Nicki, you are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in the month of September I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, robin's eggs, blue crabs and naturally deceased blue jays.
You appear to be always so effervescent and jovial. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I do believe that everyone has two sides. Sometimes, when I see another artist, my heart became heavier and my vision dims. And suddenly, I fight the urge to eradicate that fool from my sight and celebrate on her icy casket. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face it.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity concert. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a titanic effort?
It was my agent's idea.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight asthma?
Since I feared I contracted it.
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