Cookie Consent by A conversation with Nicola Peltz
A conversation with Nicola Peltz
Nicola Peltz
Nicola Peltz born January 9th, 1995 (Capricorn)
A travel companion, a die hard fan or a random passerby? Well, nobody seems to know, but a redacted picture boosts the thrill! (pixabay photo)

We are here today with a special guest, Nicola Peltz, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Nicola, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.

Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard-pressed doing very influential things for all the people and I can't waste time on matters of no importance. I employ a number of economists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the clothes, I ever hire a crew of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
I prefer directors who make crystal clear what they want from me, so I can do the opposite.

As everybody knows, the problem of tonsillitis in gophers is attaining huge proportions. Is Nicola Peltz doing anything in this respect?
Might as well! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of tonsillitis in gophers.

Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal nonsense.

You will feel ignored by other people, like an intangible dam is between you and them. A frightening buzz in your ears will tell you that probably they are actually planning to murder you.
My giddy aunt! That's extraordinary!

Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna breath your last, so to speak, you usually also mature the habit to hang around.

Do you know Deborah H. Sanders (a former psychotherapist, now a civil engineer) from Cairo?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to her for 4 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Deborah playing the game with every man aged 18-65, so their engagement came to an abrupt conclusion.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Nicola Peltz's home telephone number :
2922509319 5571868714 8531830393 6957854309 5284846629 4192029604 730140596 600145798 5716995486 414442667 8820594225 4657566179 2590660843 8797905263 2491868579 768684151 876920962 7976966390 699147712 9697006359
I patiently arranged a short talk with Nicola Peltz weeks beforehand. The resulting article was excellent, like "Lord of the Flies" rewritten by Doctor Who. Thus, it was very damaging, to put it mildly, that my dog (on purpose!) ate my only copy! After I regained mental sanity, I made an attempt to recapture those great words. To be clear, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a perfectly accurate run-down of what transpired during our exchange, and so I'm beginning to ask myself if it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.