We are here today with a special guest, Nicola Peltz, who just survived the mammoth task of her last movie. Hi, Nicola, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, your pleasure.
Do you do your own shopping?
I would love to, but I'm too hard-pressed doing very influential things for all the people and I can't waste time on matters of no importance. I employ a number of economists to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a bunch of pro buyers scattered around the globe. For the clothes, I ever hire a crew of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
How is your relationship with movie directors?
I prefer directors who make crystal clear what they want from me, so I can do the opposite.
As everybody knows, the problem of tonsillitis in gophers is attaining huge proportions. Is Nicola Peltz doing anything in this respect?
Might as well! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The profits ($1,400 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of tonsillitis in gophers.
Your zodiac sign is Capricorn. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, my supporters say I'm a sucker for zodiacal nonsense.
You will feel ignored by other people, like an intangible dam is between you and them. A frightening buzz in your ears will tell you that probably they are actually planning to murder you.
My giddy aunt! That's extraordinary!
Where do you go when you die?
When you are gonna breath your last, so to speak, you usually also mature the habit to hang around.
Do you know Deborah H. Sanders (a former psychotherapist, now a civil engineer) from Cairo?
Not personally, but my cousin has been engaged to her for 4 weeks. Then there was a rumor about Deborah playing the game with every man aged 18-65, so their engagement came to an abrupt conclusion.
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