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Nicola Peltz
Nicola Peltz born January 9th, 1995 (Capricorn)
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Masiro, the treasured pet fish of Nicola Peltz, could also be used as a healthy snack in case of zombie attack (pixabay photo)

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
To be honest, I spent 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to bilocate, for a couple of seconds.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a blue hamster on my belly. It is radioactive, so I can be rescued if I get lost in Chicago outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm somehow au naturel.

What do you think about the future Oscar quarreling?
Frankly, this has always been an elephant in the room.

What do you think of global warming?
I've made clear my thoughts in a paper accepted for publication on Bulgarian Journal of Psychiatrical Foundations.

If I may say so, Nicola, you are well known for your singular demands when staying in hotels. Is it true? Can you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Everybody should learn that Nicola needs what Nicola needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's mammoth jerky or chloroform-infused chamomile-tea bags.

A famous person you recognize as similar to you in spirit?
John F. Kennedy, because of our similar way of life. In my imagination we both breed little beavers.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
It is a gazelle. A large, fat, poised gazelle, replete and sleepy in the shade of a large tree.

What’s the best sound in the world?
It is the stimulating whisper of a roll of new banknotes kissing each other. But please, write instead something more fashionable, like "the soothing purr of an unworried kitten" or "the first word of your son".

There is no possibility any of these is Nicola Peltz's secret telephone number :
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I lay in wait forever before being able to have a short rendezvous with Nicola Peltz. The resulting article was staggering, like it was written by Edgar Allan Poe at his peak. It was unlucky, to put it mildly, that my cat (on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I took my medications, I attempted to extract from my crumbling neurons those magnificent words. I want to be straight, I'm not so certain this web page is an entirely truly report of what transpired during our rendezvous, and thus I'm beginning to wonder if it ever was real...
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