An interview with Nicola Peltz
Nicola Peltz
Nicola Peltz born January 9th, 1995 (Capricorn)
One of Nicola Peltz's most firm resolutions is to obtain a special license for flying a dirigible (source)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Bilbo Baggins.

You know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I need to call my agent.

Nicola, where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I leased a ritzy palace in a secluded valley of Equestria. The only problem was making a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly gentleman from Russia that proposed me the business in the interweb.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: star.

Nicola : moon

Q: triumph
Nicola : whole

Q: beach
Nicola : corpses

Nicola, which is your favorite fruit?

I call it "Nicola's prodigy". During one of my wanderings in the Atacama desert, I uncovered an inconspicuous tree unknown to botanists, now named Calymopsis vulgaris, which every 10 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of peaches and ketchup. It sounds uninviting, but it's kind of moreish.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Nicola Peltz's home telephone number is listed here :
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My chief had lined up my hurried appointment with Nicola Peltz several days beforehand. Regrettably, I got stoned watching the DVD of "The Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle". So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a dream that followed after a large dinner of liver pâté and raw broccoli.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.