What's the most uncanny nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself alone in a bare gloomy place. A nasty stench in the air. Then I realized I got plastered at a rerun of "Jaws: The Revenge" in a murky cinema near Tucson.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
I can win a contest singing "I Never Loved a Man" by Aretha Franklin.
Are you allergic to anything?
I have a little intolerance to asbestos, liars and gnus.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Probably HAL 9000.
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
I need to call my agent.
Do people scream your name and applaud everywhere you go?
Absolutely! I'm like a medicine, a legit one, for most of the people. I make no distinction: I'm known to gladden illustrious Oscar award winners and ordinary accountants in the same way. It's nice to know that there are at least 13 parks with my statue in two different countries, not counting Liechtenstein and Loompaland, which I'm not sure are actually countries.
Have you made plans for the New Year?
Actually, there is a complicate story regarding the estate of my once removed late uncle from Slovenia, and so to simplify things I will be forced to change my name, and next year I will be compelled to use the name "Nicolas Cige".
Nicolas, are you superstitious?
But of course! I use to spit on my elbow before a critical occasion. Obviously not today.
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