Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Isaac Asimov. I played Doctor Who until somebody got smart.
Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Yup! People love me so much. I really make no distinction as to gender or occupation: I move renowned neurosurgeons and featureless housewives in the same fashion. It's nice to know that there are 16 avenues with my name in three different countries, not counting Bangistan and Uzbekistan.
Should you give up acting, which occupation would you like to pick up?
Probably that of earthworms breeder, since I already have some experience in that field.
Do you know Evelyn N. Lopez (a former educational psychologist, now a stonemason) from Worcester?
No, I don't, but my uncle has been betrothed to her for 5 weeks. Then there was some commotion about the strange suicide of a former lover, so their engagement came to a sudden conclusion.
Our world seems prone to the problem of relentless violence and criminality. What would Nicolas Cage do?
I think we can get inspiration criminality management from past films, like "Hunger Games" and "Equilibrium".
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Without doubt Dracula.
Could you improvise a lyric for us.
Yup! Here it is
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the zebra appearing in your last movie?
Piffle! How did you find out!? I plead to the Fifth Amendment.
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