A talk with Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage born January 7th, 1964 (Capricorn)
Nicolas Cage always uses a rigorous method to choose his next movie (pixabay photo)

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Chris Pratt, since we were in the same tennis team when we were younger.

Which super power do you have?
This a secret! Fattening fast. This is quite a nuisance in my line of work.

Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Spain, if you have been evil, you go to Las Vegas.

Can you tell me the square root of 231937026?
No, I thought that numbers with so many digits could only be telephone numbers.

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that play.

You seem to be always so radiant and full of life. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to confess it, but I do. I believe that each of us has a dark side. At times, when I meet another actor, my heart darkens and I grit my teeth. And then, without warning, I fight a compulsion to shutter forever those leering eyes. That is my bright side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

On a scale of one to ten, how famous are you?
I dunno. I think I'm a three in Sacramento, but a ten in Tibet.

Nicolas, where did you go on your last holiday?
Recently I leased an exquisite villa in a secluded valley of Estonia. The rent included a mined drawbridge to protect my privacy but also a pack of local extras impersonating paparazzi to let me feel cherished.

There is no possibility any of these is Nicolas Cage's secret telephone number :
995826851 387833523 8917718195 4192120336 9253280383 7940520059 7148635612 7755538883 9895774079 3089469761 815583976 9841150042 624202962 7221522587 8530314235 3535449923 3852687481 547695329 8307051079 2038008441
I sat tight for many weeks for an occasion to have a conversation with Nicolas Cage. The resulting article was marvelous, like it was written by the spirit of Jules Verne under the effects of prescription exotic drugs. So, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my mother in law ate my only copy! After I sobered out, I struggled to recapture those great words. I want to be frank, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a totally precise run-down of our appointment, and now I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever was real...
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