A talk with Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage born January 7th, 1964 (Capricorn)
Many people use to collect coins. Nicolas Cage likes to collect coins that have been inside a living body. (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Sarah Connor.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, don't you?
It's not!? I've wasted the best years of my life!

What’s in your pocket right now?
I got a pile of banknotes in my pockets. You can watch them, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yep. I'm on the set of the remake of "Big Top Pee-Wee", a real classic whose magnitude has not been recognized.

Nicolas, do you like rabbits?
Not a chance!

For which reason you do not like rabbits, if I may ask?
To be honest, they stink! And one rabbit bite my cousin's leg. This is one of the reasons I become an actor, so I may probably reconsider my opinion about rabbits.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
Positively! I have acquired an irrational fear for Teddy bears, on account of a freak accident occurred to my cousin. I'm also terrified by roller coasters, but that is quite normal.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
Some directors are simply nincompoops, however I only worked with great directors.

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