Some witnesses have seen you in a compromising setting with a vip whose name or gender I've not the permission to tell. Do you wish to comment?
Do you mean W.H.? That is a totally innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with S.U...
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents happen. Like when you accidentally take a double exposure. Or, for example, your house may be "accidentally" searched by the SWAT looking for some naughty things a guy may have "accidentally" left there. Capeesh?
I think I've lost that (probably faked) photo anyway...
Did you ever participated in a séance?
Might as well! But just one time. It was an extremely unsettling experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Martin Luther manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Nicolaus Copernicus' astrologer.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Angelina Jolie, since we were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we had more time on our hands.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a dog. A big, fat, poised dog, well fed and dozy in a summer breeze.
Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often anymore. Say every day or so. But lately Google asks "Did you mean Nicole 'Snioki' Polizzi", who supposedly is a marriage counsellor from Atlanta. That's quite saddening, but not as much embarassing as finding that for Bing my name is similar to an awful insult in Japanese.
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