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Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi born November 23rd, 1987 (Sagittarius)
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Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 16th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Bangistan. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and blue with a tiny orange gazelle in the middle. Bangistan is a nice but desperate place. They are so poor that robbery is legal from 3 to 6 AM.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural indie products, because I do pay attention to my health and our world. For example, this week I have an obsession for rutabaga and miso, both fantastic with frankfurters.

You hit the mark in "Baby Boot Camp". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Totally! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my dialogues.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt the basis of levitation.

What’s your worst habit?
I am loyal to a fault and in general I work too hard.

Nicole, what is your take of the current Oscar quarreling?
To be sincere, this is a minefield.

Nowaday the problem of jaundice in gerbils is reaching huge proportions. Is Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi doing anything in this respect?
Why not! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of jaundice in gerbils.

Nicole, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this so-called global warming phenomenon is surely a feebleminded conspiracy of Archenland's agents.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi's home telephone number :
3562591591 392736521 9548207587 4600266978 7524776583 4882539572 3616222659 3565956592 8517562328 2734585838 6015375813 5327006008 6829717065 6285020147 7244778158 3526362896 4576659504 7085803400 2337673288 9740836695
I dawdled for many weeks before being able to have a little talk with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. The resulting transcription was jaw-dropping, like it was written by Hemingway in his prime. Thus, it was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my ferret (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to recall those wonderful words. Actually, to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a completely precise account of our rendezvous, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it actually was real...
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