Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Bangistan. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and blue with a tiny orange gazelle in the middle. Bangistan is a nice but desperate place. They are so poor that robbery is legal from 3 to 6 AM.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural indie products, because I do pay attention to my health and our world. For example, this week I have an obsession for rutabaga and miso, both fantastic with frankfurters.
You hit the mark in "Baby Boot Camp". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Totally! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my dialogues.
I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt the basis of levitation.
What’s your worst habit?
I am loyal to a fault and in general I work too hard.
Nicole, what is your take of the current Oscar quarreling?
To be sincere, this is a minefield.
Nowaday the problem of jaundice in gerbils is reaching huge proportions. Is Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi doing anything in this respect?
Why not! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of jaundice in gerbils.
Nicole, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this so-called global warming phenomenon is surely a feebleminded conspiracy of Archenland's agents.
• e-mail: yutmeyut -at- gmail.com • Disclaimer & Privacy •