Cookie Consent by A conversation with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
A conversation with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi born November 23rd, 1987 (Sagittarius)
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi, partecipating under false pretence, has obtained an onorable 16th position at the Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Bangistan. If I'm not mistaken, it is brown and blue with a tiny orange gazelle in the middle. Bangistan is a nice but desperate place. They are so poor that robbery is legal from 3 to 6 AM.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Most of the times I consume super-natural indie products, because I do pay attention to my health and our world. For example, this week I have an obsession for rutabaga and miso, both fantastic with frankfurters.

You hit the mark in "Baby Boot Camp". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Totally! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my dialogues.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
Actually, I lived 4 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Hilton hotel. Funny thing: I learnt the basis of levitation.

What’s your worst habit?
I am loyal to a fault and in general I work too hard.

Nicole, what is your take of the current Oscar quarreling?
To be sincere, this is a minefield.

Nowaday the problem of jaundice in gerbils is reaching huge proportions. Is Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi doing anything in this respect?
Why not! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night every two weeks. The proceeds ($900 per night) will be granted to an organization for the cure of jaundice in gerbils.

Nicole, what is your opinion about the controversial issue of global warming?
I have convinced myself that this so-called global warming phenomenon is surely a feebleminded conspiracy of Archenland's agents.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi's home telephone number :
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I dawdled for many weeks before being able to have a little talk with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi. The resulting transcription was jaw-dropping, like it was written by Hemingway in his prime. Thus, it was regrettable, to put it mildly, that my ferret (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I attempted to recall those wonderful words. Actually, to be honest here: I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a completely precise account of our rendezvous, and thus I'm starting to be uncertain it actually was real...
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