An interview with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi
Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi born November 23rd, 1987 (Sagittarius)
As it happens to many Sagittarius people, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi is susceptible to get a cotton candy addiction (source)

What do you have in your pockets?
I got a heap of money in my pockets. You may stare at them in awe, you may ever lick them, but they are mine, all mine. My preciouss roll of notes...

You hit the mark in "Baby Boot Camp". Were you given a lot of freedom to create your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! There was a writers' strike, so I had to improvise most of my lines.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

Nicole, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Nicole's marvel". In the middle of one of my famed peregrinations in the Amazon basin, I discovered an unknown tree, now named Petracypha abscondita, that blooms only every 6 years. It then gives fruits whose taste reminds of apples and glue. It may seem bizarre, but it may become a compelling habit.

Where do you go when you die?
30 feet under, usually, but if you are incinerated then your remains can occupy space in somebody's cabinet of curiosities.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Fa shizzle! Excluding "Hobgoblins", which was a gift, I fear it is "Ultraviolet" or "Cool as Ice".

Can we play the "word association" game? I tell you a concept and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: life.

Nicole : death

Q: cake
Nicole : genius

Q: friends
Nicole : corpses

I don't think you are in the right mood.

There is no possibility any of these is Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi's secret telephone number :
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My little rendezvous with Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi has been arranged weeks beforehand. The resulting piece was breathtaking, like it was written by the spirit of Tennessee Williams in his prime. Hence, it was very damaging that my neighbor by accident shredded my only copy! After I sobered out, I struggled to recollect those wondrous words. To be honest, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page is an absolutely accurate run-down of our rendezvous, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it ever was real...
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