When you were a little girl, did you see yourself as a professional actress?
Really? I did not. My father and I decided that I would have become a carpenter. But, you know, things don't always work out the way you imagined.
Nicole, what's your favorite vice?
It is telling the truth when it no longer seems like a virtue. See, I’m probably going to be condemned for that, but another vice of mine is not giving a damn.
Nowaday the problem of stomach flu in monkeys is attaining epic proportions. Are you doing something to alleviate the problem?
I think I will! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,500 per night) will go to a foundation for the cure of stomach flu in monkeys.
Do you have a favorite book?
I really love "Catch-22" by Joseph Teller.
You surely mean, by Joseph Heller?
Probably my cover had a typo, anyway we can agree to disagree.
Nicole, you have been seen in an embarassing position with a celebrity whose name and whose gender I'm not allowed to expose. Do you wish to comment?
Do you mean W.Y.? That is a completely platonic thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with N.L...
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is probably just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Yes, accidents are known to happen all the time. Like when you "accidentally" fake a photo. Or, for example, your office may be "accidentally" searched by the SWAT looking for some illicit material somebody may have "accidentally" left there. Do you understand?
Now that I look at it better, this is a picture of my cat with a wig...
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