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Nikki Reed
Nikki Reed born May 17th, 1988 (Taurus)
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Nikki Reed has started a petition for the revival of the runic calendar (source)

Apart from acting, is there something in which you beat everybody else?
Actually, I do a great impression of a baboon, mostly for kids or everybody willing to wait the 30 minutes I need to find concentration.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you live between cushions cuddled by worshiping fans, but there are places where it is impossible to find even an almost so-so corn dog.

Do you have any scar?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny bullet shaped scar on my right wrist, a memento of my difficult quarrel with a crazed anteater.

In an article printed on Annals of Philosophical Facts, dr. Brian Rodriguez has observed that your roles are "a perfect summary of newfangled contextual constructivism". Which is your reaction?
Actually, it is evident that in his interesting essay published on European Sociological Quarterly, prof. Timothy S. Jenkins totally rebutted that superficial theory.

I heard that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humiliating effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.

And how long have you been feeling a need to address the issue of smallpox?
Since I was a little girl, and my parents would argue about it.

You appear to be always so sprightly and chirpy. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I truly believe that each of us has two sides. For example, when I look at another actress, rage darkens my heart and my sight fades out. And suddenly, I feel the need to seal forever those lecherous eyes. That is my bright side... I let you imagine how dark my dark side is.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my spirit stronger, I frequently rest on a cot made of fresh nettle.

There is no possibility any of these is Nikki Reed's secret telephone number :
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My meeting with Nikki Reed has been planned for weeks. The resulting transcription was magnificent, like "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Thus, it was very regrettable, to put it mildly, that my mother in law by accident shredded my only copy! After I invoked Zorro in vain, I tried to summon up those stunning words. So, to be clear here: I'm not so confident this web page contains a perfectly genuine chronicle of our appointment, and so I'm starting to doubt it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.