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An interview with Nikki Reed
Nikki Reed
Nikki Reed born May 17th, 1988 (Taurus)
Nikki Reed is presently composing a guide to choosing wallpaper, a monumental work soon to be released in daily instalments. (pixabay photo)

Nikki, do you like armadillos?

For which reason you do not like armadillos, if I may ask?
They reek! And one armadillo bite my cousin in his intimate parts. This is one of the reasons I become an actress, so I should probably rethink my opinion about armadillos.

Could you tell us something about the story of your next movie?
Absolutely! The title of the film is "Charles, Deborah and the hedgehog". There are a man and a woman. They live together in Memphis. He is a metal polisher while she is a medium. When Charles' pet hedgehog Derino contracts arthritis, they begin a dangerous journey to search for Pleiostachya communis (a rare shrub growing in South Sudan only), whose roots can cure the hedgehog.

Do you know Justin Parker (a former cartographer, now an occupational therapist) from Des Moines?
Not personally, but my cousin has been married to him for 2 weeks. Then there was some commotion about some kinky photos sent by phone to the wrong people, so their marriage came to an abrupt conclusion.

Are you allergic to anything?
Oh yeah! I have a little intolerance to bad manners, hares, and nitric oxide.

In an article published on Asian Annals of Pragmatic Research, dr. Daniel A. Davis has observed that your roles are "a tragic prototype of newfangled conceptual anarcho-capitalism". Anything to add?
Yes, I think that in his interesting letter printed on Texan Psychological Quarterly, prof. Keith I. Gutierrez utterly rebutted that incoherent theory.

Do you have a favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Old Man and the Sea" by Ernest Highway.

You surely mean, by Ernest Hemingway?
I think you are confusing the book with the movie, but we can agree to disagree.

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