A conversation with Nikki Reed
Nikki Reed
Nikki Reed born May 17th, 1988 (Taurus)
Few people know that Nikki Reed has registered a patent for a five wheels monocycle. (source)

Nowaday the problem of chickenpox in armadillos is reaching monumental dimensions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Will do! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The proceeds ($1,500/night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of chickenpox in armadillos.

You hit the mark in "Thirteen". Were you given plenty of freedom to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! There was a writers' strike, so I had to ad lib most of my lines.

Which is the worst DVD (or blu-ray) in hour home?
Dear me! Apart from "Twilight", which was a gift, I fear it is "The Spirit" or "LOL".

Can you share with us a memory of your role in "Thirteen"?
Of course! To cite a classic, the set "was a place of ruin and despair, ruled by an evil bear who smelled of strawberries!".

Nikki, according to some witnesses, you have been in a compromising situation with a vip whose name I'm not at liberty to publish. Any comment?
I deny any such "situation", expecially one with O.X..

I may have a photograph.
Well, the photo has surely appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I do not understand.
You know, probably some wandering photons spontaneously produced a totally random picture in which you mistakenly spotted me. For example, given the right conditions, your spouse or your father may "spontaneously" fly into pieces. Are we clear now?

Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is very blurry...

There is no possibility any of these is Nikki Reed's secret telephone number :
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My boss had patiently scheduled my little talk with Nikki Reed several days beforehand. Unfortunately, I fall asleep watching a rerun of "Highlander II". So, this web page is essentially based on what Nikki Reed would have probably answered if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.